Escape Plan #123
Complete the finest set of post-post-Dadaist art pieces yet seen, and sell them on the market as post-Pop art. Become the Next Warhol.
THE NEXT WARHOLA
The Art Department rumor mill at Carnegie Mellon University is quite good at generating both positive and negative opinions of students based on their comparison to Warhol. Of course, Warhol is the darling of his department, since he is also the most famous artist ever to escape the wrath of CMU. So, with these expectations thrown at them at a very young age, Carnegie Mellon can successfully graduate artists and gallery managers with a severe sense of inferiority.
Escape Plan #324
Steal technology from the Wean CS lounge and sell its secrets to the Chinese.
Of course, this may have already been done.
Escape Plan #325
Start a secret society. (So far we have six members!)
Escape Plan #328
Write the next Google with help from a friendly Computer Science major.